Porn Star Stormy Daniels has a new movie out. Yay, clappsies! It’s a good thing too because she’s going to need that extra money to pay her lawyer Michael Avenati for all the legal work he’s doing in trying to get Donald Trump to give Stormy Daniels something that he allegedly didn’t want to give back to his lawyer Michael Cohen.

And money is the “something” that Trump doesn’t like to give folks. Just ask the workers and contractors he allegedly didn’t pay. Trump doesn’t pay! At least that’s what they say.

Anyway, as I was saying, “Porn Star Stormy Daniels has a new movie out” that isn’t PG-13.

Daniels has a porno titled Stormy’s Secret. I must say that I’ve never seen any of Ms. Daniels’ work. I swear before God. No lie.

But although I haven’t seen any of her work, I hear tell that she’s really good at who she does. She is a talented woman. So they say.

They being the folks who have seen her work as well as her colleagues who are also quite pleased with the way she works.

I’m a firm believer that folks who do good work should be rewarded. That’s why I want y’all to go out and buy Daniels’ new porno on-line, off line, or wherever y’all get y’all’s porno from.

Because as y’all know, Ms. Daniels has to pay that lawyer, Michael Avenatti, all that money in order to get her money from Donald Trump for all the wrong she says he has done to her.

Before I continue, I know there are those of you who are asking why I called Avenatti “that lawyer.”

Welp, it’s because he is a lawyer and lawyers, no matter who they are, will suck you bone dry. No pun intended on the suck you part.

Avenatti is no different. And knowing him, he’s probably charging poor ol’ girl Stormy there years worth of porno flicks in order to represent her in a court of law and on CNN. So go help out ol’ Stormy girl there and buy her porno.

I hear tell it’s one of her best works.